When she get up in the middle of sex to go pee
Hey look a leg-a-rama
there’s a bug flying around in my room but i dont care because bugs have a hella short lifespan and he’s gonna be dead by the time i wake up jokes on you punk ass nigga
(Source: sewerhawk, via yeahmotherfuckerr)
I made a framed portrait of a very inspirational person for you to hang on your tumblr wall.
Anonymous said: I think food is sexist. They constantly take forms that can be used as dildos but none take a shape that can be used to simulate a vagina.
I see you’ve never spent the right alone with a honeydew melon and a kitchen knife.
BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU
YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM
You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.
We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.
You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)
We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it.
We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one.
We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing.
(Source: mentethemage, via pan-pizza)
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